Review of Week 0 - Update2

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Update2: UCLA +7 vs. Tennessee

I have no idea what happened in this game. I watched the 1st quarter, saw the asshole UCLA QB throw two picks and went to bed. Then, I woke up and saw UCLA won in OT. Good for me, I guess.

Will be back with leans later.

Update: Rutgers -3.5 vs. Fresno State 3x

Watching this game was like getting repeatedly punched in the testicles. Remind me to never bet on Mike Teel ever again. Fresno got completely outplayed in the first half. Rutgers must have had 25 plays on the Fresno side of the field in the first half alone and came away with zero points. I should have hedged, but I was stubborn. This one stings a little bit. Also, can we stop with the Schiano should replace Paterno meme. It's tired and retarded.

Stanford +3 vs. Oregon State 2x


Always bet on teams with white running backs. Actually, Oregon State was replacing their entire DL, which led to Stanford running up over 200 yards of rushing.

Baylor +11.5 vs. Wake Forest 1x

Thanks to my recent move, I didn't get to watch this game. Looking at the box score, I didn't miss much. It's kind of hard to believe that Wake could be the class of the ACC this year, and that isn't complimenting the Deacons.

SMU +3.5 @ Rice 1x

June Jones obviously can't coach defense. It's a shame his offense was terrible as well.

Bowling Green +13 @ Pitt 2x

I wish I could bet on the odds that Dave Wannstedt is still the coach on January 1st. The price of that would probably be something like -1000 though.

Washington State +7 vs. Oklahoma State 4x

At least I didn't have to sweat out my quad on Saturday. I knew this was a dumb idea as soon as I put it in. Week 1 is always a square-fest.

Kent State +7 @ Boston College

BC is still overrated. I just forgot that Kent State sucks.

Will definitely be on UCLA later. Leaning Rutgers, but action is pretty split. This is probably one of those plays that I would make in Week 5 but not Week 1.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

2-5 the first week? Show us some results Million Dollar Man John Anthony!

am19psu said...

3-5, asshole. Give it time.

am19psu said...

BTW, I assume this is my penis headed friend above. If not, sorry for the namecalling.